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Lightsaber-Toothed Tiger
Lightsaber-toothed tigers are usually found in caves. The best way to fight one is to quietly enter the cave, tiptoe up to the sleeping LST and hit it with your weapon as hard as you can.
Famous Heroes of Godville
Binjali – 14th-level adventurer, with the motto “Gold, guts and glory!”, stands at the 33rd position in the pantheon of storytellers under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Liadren. She is a huge fan of Los Adminos’s pubs.
Alisto – 86th-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “For Godville!”, stands at the 165th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Alisto. His worst enemy – a Brainless Scarecrow. Favorite trophy – something that looks like a free fall accelerator. He is also a huge fan of Bumchester’s pubs.