Nice to be temple owner…
- 08:02 PM The Double Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
- 09:28 PM Quest to ride a camel through the eye of a needle has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!
- 10:17 PM Scraped together 11824 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’ve missed you so much!
- 10:18 PM A strange man with a floating exclamation mark above his head told me to fill in a black hole.
- 11:07 PM I placed ten bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar slightly increase in size.