God was banished. Reason: Game Rule 2.5 violation


Tinalis 5

level 133
trader level 8

No way! [R]

Age 12 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 632 thousand
Death Count 190
Wins / Losses 915 / 391
Temple Completed at 02/03/2012
Ark Completed at 12/09/2014 (571.9%)
Pairs Gathered at 01/16/2018
Words in Book 35.4%
Shop “Thousand Things”
Pet Trojan horse Scratchy 123rd level
Boss Hangoverlord with 244% of power


Weapon monster masher +146
Shield high-security blanket +146
Head independent thought alarm +146
Body ninjammies +146
Arms ham fists +145
Legs rocket skates +146
Talisman god tags +146


  • falcon punch level 141
  • sunstroke level 138
  • tin throat level 137
  • battle chess level 137
  • electrostatic discharge level 137
  • selfish interest level 134
  • brain dilution level 132
  • sticky fingers level 127
  • eye scream level 121
  • foot massage level 115




  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Invincible
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Champion, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Seadog, 1st rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Dueler, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Miner, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Scientist, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Nice to be temple owner…

  • 08:02 PM The Double Dragon raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Scratchy suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Scratchy quietly heaved his last breath under the weight of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, why? He was so young…
  • 09:28 PM Quest to ride a camel through the eye of a needle has been completed! Received a pot of gold. Let’s go on a shopping spree!
  • 10:17 PM Scraped together 11824 coins and managed to persuade the priests to revive my pet. Oh, Scratchy, I’ve missed you so much!
  • 10:18 PM A strange man with a floating exclamation mark above his head told me to fill in a black hole.
  • 11:07 PM I placed ten bags of gold on the sacrificial altar and offered a quick prayer to the Mighty One asking for a better life… It worked! I felt my experience bar slightly increase in size.

Day of skills:

  • 12:43 PM Increased the level of my “gnashing of teeth” skill after long and arduous training!
  • 11:49 AM Suddenly realized my “disarming smile” skill has increased a level. Nice…
  • 11:48 AM Increased the level of my “brainstorm” skill after long and arduous training!
  • 11:23 AM Suddenly realized my “lion belch” skill has increased a level. Nice…
  • 12:21 AM Increased the level of my “winged swing” skill after long and arduous training!

Nice, nice!


  • 15:10 Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found inside something unbelievable — a scroll with instructions on how to get a premature level up!
  • 15:10 Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit any more. Wait, was that a miracle, or did I regenerate? What do you think, Scratchy, my faithful companion?