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Rydian

level 68

Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey

Age 12 years 8 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 146 thousand
Death Count 75
Wins / Losses 44 / 58
Temple Completed at 11/26/2012
Wood for Ark 8.9%
Savings 2M, 710k (9.0%)
Pet Double dragon Fang 31st level

Equipment

Weapon wunderwaffle +76
Shield blind faith +77
Head close-contact lenses +76
Body suspenders of disbelief +78
Arms ion fists +76
Legs tic tac toes +76
Talisman heavy metal band +77

Skills

  • intimate tickling level 50
  • oak cloaking level 47
  • bad breath level 40
  • golden vein level 39
  • eye scream level 36
  • epitaph writing level 36
  • unbearable boredom level 32
  • swear-o-matic level 26
  • Cheshire smile level 26
  • selfish interest level 23

Pantheons

Might21482
Templehood3844

Achievements

  • Animalist, 1st rank
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank
  • Shipwright, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Chronicle 001 – The Beginning

Sometime ago, a hero was born. Nobody knew he was a hero, because he was so stupid. Everyone liked him anyway.

His name was Rydian, and he prayed to the holy god Aliaxus. He embarked on countless quests, fought many monsters, died and was ressurected, died and was ressurected […], died and was ressurected, collected gold bricks for the Temple of Aliaxus, killed a cow, choked on a donut, tamed many pets, and joined a prestigious guild.

Rydian still prays to the holy Aliaxus, albeit when he isn’t drunk or fighting.

Chronicle 002 – The Temple of Aliaxus

On the fifty-third minute of the tenth hour of the twenty-sixth day of the eleventh month of the two-thousand and twelth year of the Gregorian Calendar, the hero Rydian completed the beautiful Temple of Aliaxus.

01:53: Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can’t believe it’s finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lord! I feel crazy with happiness. - the hero Rydian, on completing the Temple of Aliaxus

To this day, Rydian and Aliaxus have been an (almost) unstoppable duo of fighing, pet-taming, and unfortunately, drinking. Rydian now works tirelessly to collect three million gold coins for a prosperous and auspicious future.