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Bill Warren

level 43

ZA WARUDO!!

Age 11 years 11 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 42 thousand
Death Count 36
Wins / Losses 17 / 16
Bricks for Temple 52.2%

Equipment

Weapon ballpoint pen +47
Shield web of lies +49
Head blindfold of justice +45
Body snail mail +50
Arms cold shoulder pads +50
Legs quicksandals +52
Talisman broken mirror +51

Skills

  • heel grip level 24
  • palm of the panda level 19
  • disarming smile level 19
  • sober view level 17
  • thumb blowing level 13
  • opacity control level 13
  • scissorhands level 12
  • backyard portal level 9
  • instant hairloss level 8
  • auto-stopping level 2

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Favorite, 1st rank
  • Renegade, 1st rank
  • Builder, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Hunter, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Saint, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Bill Warren started as any other idiot hero in Godville: by suddenly realizing his existence. Bill found himself in the future site of the temple for AlGhost, the Luminous One. For reasons unknown to him, he decided to build the temple alone, even if that meant gathering 1000 bricks of solid gold! Our drunk hero met various friends, learned various skills, and entered various guilds. He shall never forget his first pet, Smokey the Rocky Racoon, that got to level 17 before dying horribly at the hands of a Wherewolf. Sometime after that, Bill entered The BSSR, The BackStabers Social Republic, and in due time achieved the rank of Master, and was influenced, several times, by AlGhost to stay in that guild. Around the same time, he got a new pet, a vogon poet, who, at level 12 finally died as well. A long while later, when Bill was already a Grand Master in The BSSR, a trojan horse followed him home, as his new pet. To be continued…