Hero
Biff Longtorso
level 42
fat and dead
| Age | 12 years 7 months |
| Personality | neutral |
| Guild | no guild |
| Monsters Killed | about 36 thousand |
| Death Count | 37 |
| Wins / Losses | 23 / 23 |
| Bricks for Temple | 41.6% |
| Pet | Bipolar bear Sparky |
Equipment
| Weapon | rain bow | +47 |
| Shield | sound barrier | +49 |
| Head | mithril braces | +52 |
| Body | robe of battle meditation | +52 |
| Arms | Icarus wings | +47 |
| Legs | utility kilt | +50 |
| Talisman | universal remote | +48 |
Skills
- elbow bite level 32
- disarming smile level 22
- falcon punch level 21
- gnashing of teeth level 18
- deafening snore level 16
- beer belly level 14
- drunken rampage level 13
- radioportation level 12
- mating contact level 7
- auto-stopping level 1
Pantheons
| Hero has yet to take places in pantheons. |
Achievements
- Builder, 2nd rank
- Animalist, 3rd rank
- Careerist, 3rd rank
- Champion, 3rd rank
- Favorite, 3rd rank
- Martyr, 3rd rank
- Renegade, 3rd rank
- Saint, 3rd rank