Agon Kaldar 5

level 141
trader level 56

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Age 10 years
Personality neutral
Guild Guild Name
Monsters Killed about 672 thousand
Death Count 103
Wins / Losses 151 / 51
Temple Completed at 07/10/2012
Ark Completed at 10/06/2014 (600.4%)
Pairs Gathered at 11/07/2017
Words in Book 90.5%
Shop “Thousand Bricks”
Pet Solar bear Stitch 118th level
Boss Grimelord with 212 of power


Weapon tropical punch +154
Shield aegis of absolute protection +154
Head eleven-gallon hat +154
Body solar windbreaker +154
Arms invisible hand of the market +155
Legs bonus footage +155
Talisman null pointer +155


  • foot massage level 137
  • peace enforcement level 135
  • poisoned kiss level 132
  • deafening snore level 132
  • glance of Kaa level 128
  • spoon-bending level 127
  • somersault squatting level 119
  • brownian motion level 112
  • effect of the groundhog level 108
  • mountain moving level 103




  • Honored Animalist
  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Hunter
  • Honored Raider
  • Honored Shipwright
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Invincible, 1st rank
  • Miner, 1st rank
  • Moneybag, 1st rank
  • Savior, 1st rank
  • Seadog, 1st rank
  • Champion, 2nd rank
  • Fiend, 2nd rank
  • Freelancer, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Scribbler, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 3rd rank
  • Coach, 3rd rank
  • Dueler, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Birth day: 8/31/2011

  • ’Twas upon a Godville clearing, while I toiled construction jeering;
  • Over many golden bricks and pints of ale galore.
  • While I plodded, slowly questing, suddenly there was a flashing;
  • As a peal of thunder clapping, snapping at me, something more -
  • “What’s this?” I thought, listening for some distant war –
  • Only silence, nothing more.
  • Ah, distinctly I remember, it was this time around September;
  • When I began to feel the yearning to explore;
  • Excited I began my questing, never stopping, never resting;
  • ’Til I had weapons, armor and a shield – death’s door;
  • Did I mention I had found the nicest set of drawers?
  • Listening hard again, I swore –
  • Running quickly to find some lodging, lighting bolts I soon was dodging;
  • Somehow having drawn his ire, my lord your mercy I implore!
  • Suddenly flowers, daisies – started springing;
  • And all around me birds began their singing;
  • As I realized Bumchester stood there before –
  • May it be sent to oceans floor!
  • Now I knew I would be pleasing, having gone around that thieving;
  • Awful town, and tavern doors. Now once more I start my questing;
  • Fighting monsters sometimes besting, that big Insufferable Boar!
  • My Mallet of Understanding, on that Boar’s great back is landing;
  • What’s this? Some coins and mystery box outpour –
  • Shall I chance it, for my lord?
  • Cautiously I try the opening, of that small box, my body trembling;
  • Of what great gifts may be in store? Tis a pile of gold, great score!
  • Scarcely had those coins been packing, when suddenly a flash, and smelting;
  • Flames from my pack and melting all my gold for something more –
  • Another brick for the temple of my lord;
  • So, to town I go, once more.
  • Stitch now runs around me snatching, milestones before me flashing;
  • My solar bear I now am riding, and becoming saddle sore!
  • Excitedly I know I’m nearing, Godville’s pubs where friends are cheering;
  • A beer for me they surely will have poured. 
  • Nightfall fast approaching, my lord is not reproaching;
  • As I sleep on tavern floor.

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(credits to The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe)