level 75

Where's my food??!!

Age 8 years
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 201 thousand
Death Count 131
Wins / Losses 14 / 9
Temple Completed at 01/01/2016
Ark Completed at 11/15/2017 (124.5%)
Twos of Every Kind 9m, 20f (0.9%)
Savings 5M, 329k (17.8%)
Pet Gummy wyrm Stubby 3rd level


Weapon lightning bolt cutter +83
Shield good offense +83
Head impure thoughts +84
Body armored tank top +83
Arms gadget arms +84
Legs laughing stockings +85
Talisman Orb of Incremental Idiocy +81


  • heel grip level 75
  • navel clamp level 48
  • mass effect level 43
  • cobweb gulp level 42
  • swoop of the smith level 41
  • instant hairloss level 40
  • opacity control level 39
  • self-cloning level 39
  • pseudopod attack level 37
  • self-propelled feet level 32




  • Honored Favorite
  • Honored Renegade
  • Builder, 1st rank
  • Shipwright, 1st rank
  • Animalist, 2nd rank
  • Careerist, 2nd rank
  • Hunter, 2nd rank
  • Martyr, 2nd rank
  • Saint, 2nd rank
  • Champion, 3rd rank
  • Moneybag, 3rd rank
  • Raider, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

Woke up with a hangover and oddly, a feeling that someone is watching over me. Went out and out of nowhere a stone tablet dropped in front of me which could have hit me in the head had I walked one step faster.

It was a message from the almighty one that commanded me to worship and pray to him, I was also told to collect gold bricks to build a temple in his name. The stone tablet was rather suspicious so I didn’t bother about it.

On the way home the tablet appeared again but this time it was half buried into the ground that caused me to tripped over it.

Now I’m stuck with this “mission” and collecting gold bricks, let’s see what happens after I build this “temple”.