07/25/12 10:16 AM Dearest diary, today was the day! I carefully laid the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all windows to let your glorious light shine in. I can’t believe it, your temple is finally finished, my Lord! I feel delirious with happiness.
01/29/13 Heffalump Scratchy Level 30
04/12/13 10:44 AM Judging by Scratchy’s face I think he’s tired of me. I guess it’s time to finally set him free. Farewell, Scratchy! I promise to find a new best friend in your memory! Level 35
05/02/13 Promoted to prophet of Fairy Tale guild. Level 63.
Level 1 04/16/13 02:46 AM I looked into the kind eyes of the vanquished monster and suddenly decided — Alpha Centaur, you’ll be my pet! And I’ll call you Olwyn. Bandaged his wounds, gave him a treat and fastened the leash.
Level 2 04/16/13 03:26 PM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Olwyn began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. My Lord, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
Level 3 04/18/13 09:48 AM Olwyn was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
Level 4 04/20/13 08:15 AM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Olwyn began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Almighty, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
Level 5 04/23/13 04:40 AM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Olwyn began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Great One, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
Level 6 04/26/13 03:49 AM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Olwyn started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
Level 7 04/29/13 06:33 AM Olwyn just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.
Level 8 05/02/13 08:11 PM Olwyn just shed his skin! Wait, does a alpha centaur do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.
Level 9 05/06/13 11:27 AM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Olwyn started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
Level 10 05/11/13 03:11 AM Olwyn glowed and his eyes sparkled. It seems that my brute just achieved a new level.
05/14/13 11:13 PM The Were-Panther raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Olwyn suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Olwyn was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
05/15/13 02:14 AM Scraped together 4455 coins and managed to persuade the priests to heal my pet. Oh, Olwyn, I’m glad to see you in great shape again!
Level 11 05/16/13 01:55 AM Olwyn just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.
Level 12 05/21/13 11:01 AM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Olwyn began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Almighty, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
Level 13 05/27/13 07:51 AM Olwyn just shed his skin! Wait, does a alpha centaur do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.
Level 14 06/02/13 08:47 AM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Olwyn started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
Level 15 06/08/13 11:00 AM Olwyn just shed his skin! Wait, does a alpha centaur do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.
Level 16 06/15/13 04:03 PM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Olwyn started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there?
Level 17 06/22/13 10:15 PM As thunder rumbled and lightning split the sky, Olwyn began to shine with a glorious and terrifying light. Great One, why can’t leveling up be this impressive for me?
Level 18 06/30/13 04:37 AM Olwyn jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that.
Level 19 07/07/13 08:38 PM Olwyn just shed his skin! Wait, does a alpha centaur do that? Anyway, he looks bigger, meaner and cleaner now.
Level 20 07/15/13 08:39 PM Olwyn ran into a phone booth. He spun around quickly, and exited to find himself bigger, stronger and levelled up.
Level 21 07/24/13 07:20 AM Olwyn just made another notch on his collar. Looks like he got his next level.
Level 22 ?
Level 23 08/12/13
Level 24 08/23/13 01:57 AM Olwyn was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
Level 25 09/02/13 06:24 PM Olwyn was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow and began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!
Level 26 09/25/13 12:31 AM Olwyn jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that.
08/11/13 04:06 AM Suddenly noticed that my experience bar was empty. Panicked for a moment, before I realized that I now level 68!
09/07/13 11:54 PM Reached level 69. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I shouldn’t have been doing. Heck yeah!
09/25/13 03:02 AM Reached level 70. Now I am officially allowed to do the things I shouldn’t have been doing. Heck yeah!
12/20/13 Level 73
2/1000 09/21/13 04:44 PM Notes from the dungeon: Heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Ajax08 gets 9383 gold coins, a log for the ark, a box of sins, a background music generator, a portable photon generator and a roadmap to glory.
06/22/15 10:09 AM A log! A thousandth log! I’m even ready for a flood now. Not that I’m asking for it, Great One. After managing to find the treasure of Big Whoop so quickly, I’ve got six logs for the ark and 7897 coins as a bonus.