I got my sense of humor at the dollar store. That saying, “You get what you pay for”, it’s true.
I had a friend in high school until my Mom quit paying him.
When I was little, even my imaginary friend used to beat me up.
I’m not a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personalities, it’s just that everyone is out to get us.
In college I was in a band and we played in local bars, but we never got much of an audience. Some said it was because of our name, “Closed for Renovation”.
As I get older I’m starting to be concerned that if I get Alzheimer’s I won’t be able to remember all my OCD’s.
My wife bought some life insurance for me. It’s her version of playing the lottery.
This one is for Keleios:
Men – if they can send one to the moon, why can’t they send them all?