Heroine

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Not A Friend

level 27

Umm I Forgot?

Age 12 years 9 months
Personality neutral
Guild no guild
Monsters Killed about 13 thousand
Death Count 19
Wins / Losses 2 / 2
Bricks for Temple 19.7%
Pet Talking donkey Felix 11th level

Equipment

Weapon bi-sickle +36
Shield restraining order +37
Head siege helmet +35
Body bubble wrap breastplate +36
Arms frosty gauntlets of fire +36
Legs invisible pants +36
Talisman broken promise ring +35

Skills

  • rickrolling level 9
  • mosquito roar level 9
  • golden vein level 8
  • thumb beating level 6
  • glance of Kaa level 1

Pantheons

Hero has yet to take places in pantheons.

Achievements

  • Favorite, 2nd rank
  • Animalist, 3rd rank
  • Builder, 3rd rank
  • Martyr, 3rd rank
  • Renegade, 3rd rank

Hero's Chronicles

11:22
Don’t give me that look, Baloo. There’s nothing wrong with eating pet food. A heroine’s gotta do what a heroine’s gotta do!

09:09
Stumbled across a sign that read: “Warning: Watch out for signs!”

03:54
Admitted to the doctor that I’d been pretending that I don’t drink. He took it well, then confessed that he’d been pretending to be a doctor.

Crap i got last run…. make it fit together or your not my friend…

Legally-smuggled goods,
--Book of glitchcraft,
--“Cheerful Hobbit” hair removal wax,
--Solar-powered candle,
--“Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About < CENSORED>” brochure,
--Exorcise machine.

Yep ….