GodvilleDIYThe End of The World is coming, but there is still some time left to update the game with something new and exciting.
Completely ignoring the upcoming doomsday, our champions have learned a new trick - crafting! It allows heroes to make new artifacts using whatever stuff they have in their backpacks. Heroes are too lazy to do that on their own, but a proper god voice, like “combine X and Y”, should give them a much required push. Keep in mind that according to the Godville’s twisted laws of physics, only the items that start with the same letter could be successfully combined into a new item, which will also start with the same letter. Not only it could be fun on its own, it also give a chance to craft a certain item that a god might want.
As the winter makes its way into the heroes' quests and diaries, hordes of nomadic Satan Clauses with treasure bags are migrating into the Godville snowfields. Eager for presents heroes are hunting these creatures down and hopefully, even more heroes will find their gifts in the Christmas Eve.
By the way, do you want to see more winter phrases in the diary? Send your texts into the “awesome idea” Ideabox section (with “[winter]” prefix) and we’ll review them out of the common Ideabox/ER queue, over the next few days!2012-12-20T22:56:42ZThe ANT<p>First thought that pops into my head : could I craft a golden brick?</p>
<p>Second thought that pops into my head : YEAH! Satan Claus is coming to town!</p>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:04:56 +0000Sniper404<p>finally, thanks gv. <strong>gets crafting</strong></p>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:12:28 +0000Number 20<p>17:11: Disassembled secret ingredient and scratch-proof lottery ticket hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations – I assembled everything back together and make a philosopher’s stone out of remaining parts!</p>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:13:20 +0000Number 20<p>Doesnt seem to follow the whole “starting with the same letter” deal but w/e lol</p>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:14:32 +0000Xzzwxs<p>Brilliant. Thanks Devs! I’m off to craft a Doomsday Machine!</p>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:28:54 +0000Zyffyr the Apathetic<p>don’t think of it as a “Philosopher’s Stone”. Think of it as a “Stone, Philosopher’s”</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:53:49 +0000The Good Doctor<p><strong><em>holds out candy cane</em></strong> Come here little Satan Claus~! Come here and <del>suffer untold tortures</del> be treated to plenty of <strong><em>ahem</em></strong> <em>unadulterated</em> milk and cookies… Now!</p>
<p>Ah, but I digress (not really). Great addition to the game! Happy Apocalypse and, provided we’re all still here, Merry Christmas!</p>
<p>…Oh, and a Happy New Year as well!</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:47:19 +0000Xing<p>10:55: “Wow! I combined bottom of a barrel and broken promise and got bottle of beer from a wall and a christmas miracle! What a wonderful surprise!” The resultant item doesn’t seem to follow the same-letter rule too, but it’s still awesome. Thanks developers!</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:57:50 +0000Artsonian<p>Devs, you all rock! Thanks for making my most awesome game perpetually awesomer!</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 03:58:28 +0000Fred Flintstone<p>Now I know what love is ♥</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 03:59:36 +0000Exilee<p>11:36
I found a new recipe: take strip of bacon, merge it with stepping stone and you’ll get salt of the earth!
11:36
The most magnificent dove flew down to me and chirped: ‘combine “Strip of bacon” and “Stepping stone”.’</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 04:38:58 +0000Audial Oblivion<p>I’m going to have fun with this :)</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 06:30:42 +0000Iduna<p>Awesome</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:55:59 +0000Kynalvarus<p>Can you combine an equipment item with another equipment item, or an equipment item with an inventory item?</p>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 19:16:32 +0000MollyD<p>02:32: Yes, Mighty One! Following your command I blindly made a pagan bible using the a preemptive strike, a packed punch and 14 coins as materials.</p>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 01:33:54 +0000GV-Zeus<p>This CAN cost money.
06:06 Yes, Great One! Following your command I blindly made a box of fig neutrons using the a bonus track, a bottle of depressants and 25 gold coins as materials.</p>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 02:07:02 +0000Dronak<p>Creating sounds like a neat option. I would have tried it except I came here because of a duel notification and then lost because the great random apparently hates me, so I no longer have anything to try it with. You ever consider putting in a “skirmish on/off” toggle, so that we can not be forced to do player-vs-player if we don’t want to?</p>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 04:55:34 +0000Erisei<p>Love this! TY devs! Note* Don’t waste your godpower trying to combine a new item with a current one! “23:44: I tried to combine piece of falling sky and photo of a basilisk into something new and incredible, but it failed. Bad luck this time.” <strong>tear</strong> Oh well, back to questing!</p>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 05:01:21 +0000Quetzcatlipoca<p>Amazing! My only question is this: Are the newly created items more valuable, or is the crafting just for fun? Regardless, this looks like a great edition to the game.</p>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 07:41:34 +0000Loosiffir<p>Ah dang, I didn’t read the bit about submitting winter ideas under “awesome ideas” and now half of my winter ideas are in the ideabox. ;_;</p>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:30:22 +0000Scissorhands<p>05:51: I found a new recipe: take a problem solvent, stir it with a picture of a thousand words and you’ll get a portable quest generator!</p>
<p>Useful :)</p>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 15:54:02 +0000Kyrin<p><strong>Godville</strong> Will the [winter] entries count towards contribution points?</p>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 02:00:08 +0000Airgetlam<p>I can’t get it to work!</p>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 02:25:21 +0000Splornk<p>Yes, Almighty! Following your command I blindly made a jellyfish skull using the a jungle bell, a jar of pickled pixies and 27 coins as materials.</p>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:05:52 +0000Splornk<p>I fiercely combined a pair of spherical dice and a piece of old equipment into one piece, gave it some filing and got a philosopher’s stone.</p>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:50:24 +0000Smiley77060<p>13:40: It appears that if I grind a brick of purest green into thin gruel, smear it over the a brainwave and temper it in the fire it will transform into a bengal light.</p>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 19:41:37 +0000Bitingback<p>It appears that if I grind a can of uneasy cheese into a thin gruel, smear it over a corporate stepladder and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a character flaw.</p>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 14:45:19 +0000JamesDecker<p>14:48: Wow! I combined a pure mixture and a psionic tonic and got a pre-paid indulgence card and a christmas miracle! What a wonderful surprise!</p>Wed, 26 Dec 2012 20:00:05 +0000No-body<p>I fiercely combined a fallen star and a frame of mind into one piece, gave it some filing and got a flux incapacitor.</p>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 00:03:16 +0000Maytag The Agitator<p>08:31: I found a new recipe: take a broken record, stir it with a broken water chip and you’ll get a bottle of liquid ice!</p>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 13:32:22 +0000Maytag The Agitator<p>08:34: Yes, my Lord! Following your command I blindly made a praystation using the a passenger cannonball, a psionic tonic and 11 coins as materials.</p>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 13:35:46 +0000Starryshine<p>01:11: I found a new recipe: take a blue collar, merge it with a broken record and you’ll get a box with a question mark!</p>
<p>Thanks for the update!</p>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 02:17:57 +0000Dante Leonidas<p>04:47: Disassembled chicken’s finger and chicken magnet hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations – I assembled everything back together and made one of life’s lemons out of remaining parts!</p>Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:48:24 +0000Harlie Quinn<p>16:19: Yes, Most Righteous One! Following your command I blindly made a temple extension planning permit using a tiny insignificant detail, a top notch and 13 coins as materials.</p>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:23:03 +0000Modru-<p>Mmmm</p>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 22:22:56 +0000The Great Gayser<p>How delightfully silly and clever….brovo godville devs</p>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 16:12:38 +0000Philomath<p>I created my first thing!!! Coolness.</p>
<p>Pantheon</p>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 20:37:05 +0000Thelopia<p>I think I’m doing it wrong. Can you only combine bold items?</p>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 04:46:10 +0000Philomath<p>Where did my question marks go???</p>
<p>That was supposed to be a request in my previous note. As in, <em>Pantheon???</em> Not a mandate, as in, <strong>Pantheon</strong> !!! Sheeeeeeeeesh. Have I angered the god of punctuation???</p>
<p>Keep at it Thelopia. It works. And when ya combine bold items ya might even get better bold items. Just sayin’</p>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:34:23 +0000Omgimissed<p>12:44: I found a new recipe: take sands of time, merge it with a smoke ring and you’ll get a social network adapter!</p>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 18:47:16 +0000Ambroze<p>06:44: It appears that if I grind a map of uncharted territory into a thin gruel, smear it over a miniature siege tower and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a monster-slaying license.</p>
<p>Not a bad construction.</p>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 23:45:04 +0000Asheina<p>I have not yet managed to create something from combining, but I’ll keep trying until my heroine ACTUALLY LISTENS TO ME FOR ONCE. I swear, she is so dense sometimes… oh, wait. I mean all the time.</p>Fri, 11 Jan 2013 22:34:43 +0000EleMagAud<p>“12:48: I found a new recipe: take a peer pressure valve, stir it with a pile of stardust and you’ll get a peer pressure gauge!”</p>Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:49:33 +0000Twilightheart<p>21:39: I found a new recipe: take the secret handshake instructions, stir it with a smoke ring and you’ll get a slippery slope!</p>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 02:41:08 +0000Twilightheart<p>21:42: I found a new recipe: take a graphics engine, stir it with a generic object and you’ll get a gold coin counter!</p>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 02:43:10 +0000Twilightheart<p>21:44: It appears that if I grind a string of garlic into a thin gruel, smear it over a slippery slope and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a scarlet letter.</p>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 02:45:14 +0000Yerfavejoo<p>20:01: I found a new recipe: take a discharged wand of wishing, stir it with a dead man’s chest and you’ll get a dead beat!</p>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 02:02:46 +0000All Mighty Joyce<p>15:48: I found a new recipe: take a sharp wit, stir it with a sugar bowl and you’ll get a siren’s sheet music!</p>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 21:49:40 +0000All Mighty Joyce<p>16:08: It appears that if I grind a writer’s block into a thin gruel, smear it over some wasted talent and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a waterproof sponge.</p>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 22:08:38 +0000Asper<p>02:46: Disassembled collection of Imperial March remixes and continuum transfunctioner hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations – I assembled everything back together and made a D.I.Y. lobotomy kit out of remaining parts!</p>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:46:54 +0000Omnifarious0<p>What does this <strong>End of the World</strong> thing refer to?</p>Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:11:47 +0000Silveraine<p>01:22: I fiercely combined a tank of healium and a tripewriter into one piece, gave it some filing and got some transparent dye.</p>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:24:38 +0000Criella<p>07:16: It appears that if I grind a silent bob into a thin gruel, smear it over a status cymbal and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a slice of leftover pizza.</p>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 03:19:27 +0000DTLe<p>03:25: It appears that if I grind a bundle of nerves into a thin gruel, smear it over a board of education and temper it in the fire, it will transform into a background music generator.</p>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 09:25:58 +0000Fluffmodeous<p>08:12: Yes, Almighty! Following your command I blindly made a counterfeit Godville invite using a clean slate, a chloroform-scented candle and 19 gold coins as materials.</p>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:13:17 +0000DTLe<p>04:44: I fiercely combined a crow’s nest egg and some crow’s feet into one piece, gave it some filing and got a chloroform-scented candle.</p>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 22:45:06 +0000Kthunk<p>What end of the world?</p>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:33:15 +0000Chris the One<p>Did i miss the end of the world?</p>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 11:07:38 +0000Cattail<p>15:44: Yes, Soul Supreme! Following your command I blindly made a gnomish beard growth amplifier using a generic object, a glass eye and 20 gold coins as materials.</p>Thu, 07 Mar 2013 23:49:04 +0000All Mighty Joyce<p>09:01: Yes, Almighty! Following your command I blindly made a binary haiku using a bag of scrabble tiles, a blue streak and 11 coins as materials.</p>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:02:50 +0000ZTrooper<p>Hero refused twice to combine a tribble with a tank of healium, insisting they don’t start with the same letter</p>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:08:05 +0100Eternal-Intent<p>12:02 AM I fiercely combined a portable wormhole and a pre-Godville relic into one piece, gave it some filing and got a praystation.</p>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:07:51 +0100Madam Kharma<p>I really hope “end of the world” is just some twisted plot and I hope this lovely game is not planned to end :/</p>Sun, 05 May 2013 03:51:25 +0100Eternal-Intent<p>03:54 PM Disassembled cliché filter and consolation prize hoping to create something new out of them. The result exceeded all expectations – I assembled everything back together and made a rhetorical questionnaire out of remaining parts!</p>Sat, 11 May 2013 08:56:10 +0100