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Godville
At the turn of the century, Godville became home to the first University of Heroes. Here, young men and women were challenged to make the transition from sword-fodder to sword fighter.
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Famous Heroes
Naghor — 144th-level adventurer, member of the “Slaves to Armok” guild, with the motto “Gods don't exist!”, stands at the 89th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Noghoge. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
Dreamcrusher — 145th-level adventurer, member of the “Blue Feather” guild, with the motto “丯Let the games begin!丯”, stands at the 198th position in the pantheon of Savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Drakolich. He is something, you know.
Wanted
Dust Devils are causing massive damage in the countryside. Rewards are being posted for anyone who can bring them in dead or alive. Preferably dead.
Caught today: 456 pcs.
An annoying Natural Selector has sent us one too many requests to feature him in the newspaper. We guarantee a worthy reward for making him stop.
Caught today: 375 pcs.
Guild Spotlight
The Guild of Calamitous Intent is a group of 21 brave adventurers, who have climbed to the 42nd position in the pantheon of Duelery. Elders call themselves “timezoner”. Distilled Spirit is a totem of this guild and just a good monster. The members of this guild are only mildly rowdy while in public.
Wandering Wondering Weirdos Wildlife and Preserve is in the 76th position in the pantheon of Unity, unlikely though it seems. Veterans in this guild call themselves “weirdo”. The favorite monster of the guild is Disastronaut. Guild's admission tests include proficiency with the “selfish interest” skill.
Guild popularity in
16% — Blue Feather
13% — Ankh-Morpork City Watch
10% — The Hitchhikers Guide
8% — Harvest Moon
7% — Knights who say Ni
5% — Confessing Spammers
4% — The Forsakens Lament
4% — Fairy Tale
2% — Guild Name
31% — (other guilds)
Buy and Sell
Isendel is amassing Godville's largest worship-o-meter collection, and willing to pay a premium for yours. Head down to “Bricks and Mortar” today.
Found today: 284 pcs.
For reasons analysts cannot determine, even a used future antique is selling for a really high price today.
Found today: 170 pcs.
Ads
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Daily Forecast
• Astrologers have convened an out-of-town meeting without leaving forecasts. One can only guess about today's news.
Game News
03/31 Soulfulness
03/05 Seasoned Refreshments
01/31 Ad-ventures
12/21 Happy Holidays
10/28 Trick and Treats
Godpower Cap
49%
Ideabox News
• 26 ideas were saved from being burned in a dumpster fire, and 24 ideas were rushed into the ER for intensive care.
• Looking for Davenporte? He is in the ER, helping his divine peers.
• The tireless goddess Lovely Poetess often contributes ideas. She does it for the kids!
Forum News
20:49 Ideaboxers' Union -✔- Peer Reviews, Reactions and Questions
20:27 Explain the joke
20:20 Fun word game!
20:07 Count as high as possible!
19:43 King of the Hill
Broken News
• Traffic outrage: when will Godville authorities finally start issuing receipts for payments of their fines?
• Prepared using a special recipe, Neck Romancer is being served today at the elite club “Trespassers W.”
• Beerburgh has reported this month's beer intake is over 9000.
Market Quotes
1 bosscoin
11068 gold coins +16.2%
1 Godville invite
928 gold coins -15.3%