Wed, Jan 9 2019 all achievements completed (pre-glyphs)
Sat, Apr 3 2021 all achievements completed… again… (pre divine signs)
★ my arena advice
★ Avolyt’s more organized arena guide
★ my arena YouTube
★ my Reddit
★ my Instagram
★ my Twitter
★ my tik tok
“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the poop others have thrown at him.” – HP)
“I can talk Arena, Godville and about myself for hours.”
“He worships RNG. How do you expect him not to be random. That and the fact that he wanted to redirect from the awkward romance and innuendos.” Nblackcat
Thy Word of hairplug4men
How to play godville.
Step 1: download Godville, follow instruction prompts on creating a hero and God.
Step 2: hit all the buttons until you have a clear understanding of what they do. Anytime you unlock a new button hit it until you have a clear understanding about what it does.
Step 3: create goals, whether they be to do nothing and like it. Or to do everything and/or nothing quickly and/or slowly as possible. Or to troll the world or no one. If your goals have any ambition behind them move on to step four.
Step 4: read the wiki, the forums, the blog updates every person’s Chronicles you meet, and absorb all of the information you can about all of the aspects of the game. This step is never “completed”
Step 5: Ask every question you have regardless of how dumb to get quick easy answers which allow you to skip step four.
Step 6. Constantly update your goals as you complete prior ones. get to a point where you can create short-term and long-term goals to keep interest in the game.
Step 7: complete all of your goals and quit.
P.s. By day two there is not a lot you can do. But soon you can care about achievements and the arena. And working on coach
Ancient origin scroll of how my God came into existence.
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Achievements
Pets
Temple
Ark
Lab
Book of creation
Retirement
Gold coins
Golden brick
Gopher wood
Creatures
Quests
Fishing
Digging
Arena
Dungeons
Sailing
a congrats from guild name
Hear ye, hear yeah! Congratz to @Hairplug4men, for being 2nd place in Bingo, being a Lesser God of Bingo!
Gloriously been defeated by mediocre guild Guild Name’s resident drunk, @Infinitecircle. ??
You are the epitome of our guild’s drive to strive to be Number 2. And now you know what it feels to be Number 2…liberating!??
I hereby confer upon thee our guild’s 2nd highest honor:
The Honorary Orderly of Mediocritus…?
RECORDS HELD
Firsts
to complete all achievements*
to complete their book
Honored Champion
Honored Invincible
Honored Martyr
Honored Moneybags
1st Rank Coach
1st Place in juniors two season in a row
Fastest
Quest finish
Epic quest finish
Most
Fights
Wins
Fights in a season
Wins in a season
Fights in a day
Points in seniors in a season
Gold lost in arena
Maxed out achievements
Milestones passed
Gold held
Gold saved
Gold bricks in inventory
Monster parts in inventory
Healing items in inventory
Gold awarded for bingo
Health gained from an encourage
Participants in Sea battle
Steps in dig boss fight
Least
Gold from activatable
Gold lost in arena
Fastest
Successful dungeon
Unsuccessful dungeon
Some were done with alts, some were done with teams, but all were done by me and occasionally we…
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